i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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