i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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