What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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