Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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