Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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