That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I bet he comes in French.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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