Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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