we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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