Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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