I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
