I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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