Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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