I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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