Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
