OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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