I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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