try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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