Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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