Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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