i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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