i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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