The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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