I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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