I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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