just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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