I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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