garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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