Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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