there was a trapeze. enough said
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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