i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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