idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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