im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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