that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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