Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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