How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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