He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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