Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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