I wish I could punch you in the face.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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