when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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