To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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