on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she pinky promised me she was 18
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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