when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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