I'm really into asian looking animals
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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