Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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