Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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