so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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