READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
