I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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