oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I look better un-naked...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Drunk is a universal language darling
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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