No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize
