I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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