I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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